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Taylor Swift Looked Real Good Last Night

Is it just me or did Taylor Swift look real hot at the People’s Choice Awards last night? Usually she’s sort of mousey cute but last night she looked pretty amazing. Like, if she came up to me on the street, I would not be opposed to having sex with her. I know what you’re thinking. What a huge compliment!

Anyway, apart from being way more attractive than I remember, Swift won the award for Favorite Country Artist and was jokingly interrupted by Olivia Munn ala Kanye West. It was probably hilarious to the two people who thought up the skit. “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we mocked something that happened 4 years ago? Hahahaha!”

  • gem2477

    Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

    • Thao Truong

      dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

      • gem2477

        She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

      • BigJimSlade

        It’s genius? It’s not even music.
        This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

    • earlharbeson

      Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

  • AussieDan

    Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

  • Shawn Cicero

    wow people are nutty stalkers

  • Mithrull

    Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

  • Moise

    who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

    • Sinead McGowan

      ooooh Taylor’s army

  • Atomic Rat

    oh my fucking god !!!!!!

    she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

    So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

    I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

  • Larry

    That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

  • Atomic Rat

    Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

    Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

    Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

  • jay

    “Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

  • “Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

    Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

  • me

    1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

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