The ‘Spring Breakers’ Trailer

In case you’ve forgotten all about the movie Spring Breakers starring Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, here are a couple of reminders.

It’s almost been a year and now that real Spring Break is almost upon us, they’ve released a trailer. This seems like this generation’s Wild Things but Disneyfied and not as good but, still, girls in bikinis.

Do you think that when they fire machine guns the camera will go into slow-mo just to show off their boobs jiggling from the recoil? Because I’m counting on it.

  • Nate Fanfare

    He’s not too pure to try to fuck an underage girl, though.

    • Moster Fresby

      Yeah he’s just a pedophile like the rest of them. Much better right?

      • BigJimSlade

        Pedophiles aren’t looking to hook up with 17-18 year girls.
        Normal young men are.

        • Nate Fanfare

          15 yr olds is a different story.

  • pschearer

    Who is John “Gault”?

  • RemoteKidney

    you’re either the worst informed gossip writer in town or a straight misogynist apologist because everybody and their mothers have known for years about what a creep this POS is and how he used his “acting school” just as his own personal harem. I’d say a little bit of both, in equal parts.

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