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The ‘Spring Breakers’ Trailer

In case you’ve forgotten all about the movie Spring Breakers starring Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, here are a couple of reminders.

It’s almost been a year and now that real Spring Break is almost upon us, they’ve released a trailer. This seems like this generation’s Wild Things but Disneyfied and not as good but, still, girls in bikinis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rVvn9T6bqls

Do you think that when they fire machine guns the camera will go into slow-mo just to show off their boobs jiggling from the recoil? Because I’m counting on it.

  • Nate Fanfare

    He’s not too pure to try to fuck an underage girl, though.

    • Moster Fresby

      Yeah he’s just a pedophile like the rest of them. Much better right?

      • BigJimSlade

        Pedophiles aren’t looking to hook up with 17-18 year girls.
        Normal young men are.

        • Nate Fanfare

          15 yr olds is a different story.

  • pschearer

    Who is John “Gault”?

  • RemoteKidney

    you’re either the worst informed gossip writer in town or a straight misogynist apologist because everybody and their mothers have known for years about what a creep this POS is and how he used his “acting school” just as his own personal harem. I’d say a little bit of both, in equal parts.

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