After buying a bunch of storage lockers after Penthouse founder Bob Guccione went bankrupt, a man discovered an old photo of a “young Arnold Schwarzenegger” performing a sex act. No word on what the sex act is or if it’s being performed on a mulatto, Arnold’s favorite type of ass.
Compromising pictures of Arnold wasn’t the only thing he found, he also discovered nude pics of Madonna and Lauren Hutton along with Bob’s personal files detailing why he decided to publish photos of them Miss America Vanessa Williams.
TMZ says it’s unclear whether he has plans to release the Arnold pic or why all the pictures are so sticky.
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