Hey, everyone, I have terrible news for you. Willow Smith may have hit puberty which means her hormones are getting all out of whack and she’s getting into that stage of life where everyone is against her. That’s right. She’s becoming… the angsty teen. But the big difference between angsty normal teens and angsty celebrity teens is that instead of writing emo poetry in journals stashed underneath their bed, angsty celebrity teens write emo poetry and record it while sampling Radiohead’s Codex. Now Willow Smith only whips her hair back and forth to be ironic.
Willow probably locked herself in the bathroom after singing this and tried to cut her wrists with a butter knife.
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