UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer are launching their own line of… their own brand of… um… a bunch of merchandise featuring them in lingerie together that they can sell to people that like to see two girls in lingerie together. Mugs? Sure. Calendars? Definitely. Used panties? Why not.
“Victor from The Blemish here. When you two are in lingerie and your soft, supple breasts collide like four slutty atoms, do you get a boner?” Um, we’re women. “Because I get a boner.” What kind of interview is this. “Interview?”