Brandi Glanville Used to Joke Eddie Cibrian Raped Her

In her new memoir, Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders, Brandi Glanville writes that she met Eddie Cibrian in a club, slept with him on the first night and then joked he raped her. Umm…

“Six years after I moved to Europe, I came back to Los Angeles to shoot a Coors Light commercial and ended up in an obnoxious nightclub called Grandville on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. Across the bar, I spotted an insanely attractive Cuban man who just couldn’t keep his eyes off me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him either. It was love at first sight – or perhaps, lust. Yes, we slept together that first night. I would never endorse sleeping with someone you just met, because half of the fun is the challenge. But, man, was it f**king hot! I used to joke that he “raped” me. Rape jokes are never funny, except when they are. I was saying, “No,no,no,” the entire time, but we all know that despite the adage, sometimes no does mean yes.” Radar

Wait, I thought the old adage was replaced by the new adage “no means no” which has now become the old adage. Women are so confusing. But forgive me if I get second opinions on this before this becomes my new old adage. Preferably from women who aren’t batsh*t insane.