Carrie Fisher slurred her way through a couple of songs on a Caribbean cruise ship last week while her dog pooped and peed on the floor. Standard Caribbean cruise ship stuff. Or so it seemed.
While people thought she was just drunk, her rep says she suffered a breakdown because of her bipolar disorder and that she went to the hospital to “adjust her medication.” That’s code for “stuck her with an iv until she sobered up.”
I’m not even sure why this is such a big story. You’re on a cruise in the Caribbean. It’d be weird if you didn’t seem drunk. If you’re not slurring your way through at least one song and picking up at least one turd off the floor, people start thinking you’re a terrorist.
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