Alright, alright. Charlize Theron technically didn’t save a man’s life but when a security guard suffered a seizure at the Dolby Theater last night before the Oscars began, Charlize was one of a few people who went over to help while an ambulance was called.
If I was that man and saw Charlize Theron hovering over me, you would have seen me straining to whisper to her, “I think I need mouth to mouth.”
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