Diane Lane and Josh Brolin Divorcing

After eight years of marriage, Diane Lane, 48, and Josh Brolin, 45, have called it quits. They’ve tapped out of their marriage.

An insider says, “It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” The source seems very insistent that they’re on good terms. Someone must be hiding something. Lane probably found out Brolin keeps dead hookers in his basement.

The two split a couple months ago and have no children together. Which is good news on account of all those dead hookers.

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