Last week the cover of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was leaked featuring none other than Kate Upton. It was easy to figure out why she made the cover for a second time. Hold on, are you seriously sitting there waiting for me to tell you why? Sorry buddy, you’re beyond help at this point.
Anyway, more photos and screen caps from the shoot came out and they’re wonderful. If I had to describe it, I’d say they’re like floating on a puffy white cloud… while being jerked off by angels.
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