Jennifer Lawrence Wins Best Actress, My Heart

After winning Best Actress at the Oscars last night, Jennifer Lawrence took a shot and hit up that room where a bunch of numbers in seats ask her questions about her win. She handled the questions pretty well even though some of them were awful like, “What was the process of getting ready. How many people helped you. What was the process today to get to the big moment.”

Christ, you get to ask Jennifer Lawrence a question and you ask her what it was like to put on a dress? What do you think it was like? She took a shower and put on a dress. Which is exactly what Jennifer told the guy. Sure, she padded it with some details saying the house was chaotic and she felt like Steve Martin in Father of the Bride but that was just for his benefit.

That guy probably jerks it listening to girls describe how they get dressed and gets off when they mention “Armani” and “cap sleeves” in the same sentence. What a perv.

Bonus: Jennifer Lawrence gets starstruck meeting Jack Nicholson.

  • Mare

    So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

  • Bill Miles

    Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.

  • bumpper

    Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?

  • TurkeyBacon

    Yeah it sucked for her. If she was my daughter, I;d be pissed at want to sue everyone involved.

    As to Weinstein, let’s remember that the actresses who sucked him dry and boned him have absolutely NOTHING to gain by coming forward and admitting that they got their careers by screwing that walking hair carpet. So none of them will. Why admit you got that lead role due to your casting couch abilities, even if a victim? They want no part of that. And Hollywood is filled with those women. And they ain’t talking. #metoo?

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