Jennifer Lopez and Katy Perry Both Did and Didn’t Get the Memo

The two most talked about things coming out of the Grammys last night were Jennifer Lopez’s legs and Katy Perry’s breasts. Jennifer Lopez got the Grammy memo banning puffy vaginas so she skirted the rules by wearing a dress with a slit that ended up JUST below her puffy vagina. Suck it, CBS.

Meanwhile, Katy Perry didn’t get the memo or maybe she did? Reading it again they mentioned bare sides and under curvatures of the breast but nothing about the inner curvature. Oh, I see what you did there, Katy Perry, you saucy little minx.