Ke$ha has a new documentary airing on MTV called Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life. The series was shot by her brother Lagan Serbert and family friend Steven Greenstreet. Ke$ha described the series to BBC Radio 1 as just a look into her daily life which includes making out with dudes, jumping out of a building, jumping out of airplanes, swimming with sharks and “drinking my own pee.” Wait, what?
Ke$ha explained, “I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.” Well now it makes total sense. You don’t want just anyone drinking your pee. That’s why it’s best to hide your jars of piss either under your bed, in your closet or in the ventilation ducts of the house you share with your roommate.
Luckily for Ke$ha, fresh urine is sterile unlike the blood from a human heart she drank on stage in Sydney last year or the bra, headdress, earrings and necklaces she made out of human teeth.
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