Kim Kardashian Posed Nude Again, Vivid Almost Lost the First Ones

Sorry for the lack of updates today. I was on a super secret mission for the CIA. All I can say is there are now six less diplomats in Iran. You don’t believe me? Argo f*ck yourself.

Anyway, not to worry. I have all the Kim Kardashian news you could want.

First off, Kim posed naked again. This time “tastefully” for L’Officiel Hommes. A French magazine of some sorts. They do a lot of shoots with naked chicks apparently. For the blind readers out there, it’s a picture of Kanye with his back turned to us bear hugging Kim. There’s not much else to say about it. It just… is.

In related news, Steve Hirsch, the head honcho of Vivid, almost lost the master copies of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape when his office caught fire over the weekend. Luckily, the safe it was in which also held the unedited masters of other celebrity sex tapes such as Kendra Wilkinson’s, Pam and Tommy Lee’s, Jimi Hendrix’s, Vince Neil’s, Tom Sizemore’s and Chyna’s, was only singed.

Not to read too much into this, but I’m sure this was just the fires of Hell attempting to reclaim what was rightfully theirs.

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