Kim Kardashian brags to the new edition of Cosmo that she has it all in her relationship with Kanye West. “The truth, the excitement and the passion.”
Well la-dee-da. Don’t you have a wonderful life. You know what I have? Food poisoning from Subway. Point. Me. I think.
Kim also talks about the possibility of marriage. It would be her third one.”Sometimes you’re just not ready. A person could have it all, and you’re not ready for it all. But this is where I probably always should have been…[marriage] is something I know that we both want in our future, but I don’t have this sense of urgency about it. I have this best friend who understands me and helps me through all my tough experiences, and vice versa, you know? It just feels like this is it for me.”
That last line. “This is it for me.” She’s so prescient. She’s like that kid from Minority Report.
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