In a somewhat suspect poll, Kristen Stewart beat out notable stars such as Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton to be named Least Sexy Actress by men’s gadget website MenKind.
A spokesperson for the site explained, “Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men. It’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance. They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”
To be fair, they have a point. Kristen Stewart isn’t horrible looking but when you dress in outfits like this, can only convey two emotions (gassy and even gassier) and cheat on your boyfriend with your director, you’re going to win a few least liked awards.
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