Lady Gaga Cancels the Rest of Her Tour

Lady Gaga is a 26 year old trapped in an 86 year old’s body which is why a hip injury has caused the cancellation of the 21 dates left on her Born This Way Ball Tour.

In a post on her Little Monsters fan site, Live Nation says Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip which will need to be operated on followed by time for recovery. Rolling Stone says the condition affects the ring of soft tissue lining the outside rim of the hip socket. In laymen’s terms, her hip be broke.

For those of you who really want to see Gaga tough it out and don’t mind seeing someone hobble on stage like an old lady, I hear Madonna still has tickets for sale.

  • Nate Fanfare

    Like Dr. Dre? Or Dr. Teeth? Or Dr. John?

  • Atomic Rat

    Why do the squirrels who make a bunch of money for doing basically nothing then have to turn into some spiritual quackery bullshit like this? And women are the fucking worst.

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