Lindsay Lohan Ruined a $1,750 Dress She Borrowed

Years of being surrounded by sycophants have turned Lindsay Lohan into an inconsiderate ass. Which is why no one is surprised when she ruins a $1,750 dress Charlie Sheen got celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to lend her for the amFAR event last night.

A source says that Lindsay naturally went to a bar after the fundraiser where she ripped the dress. But Lindsay has to be fashionable and “she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. But what bouncer has scissors?”

Did it work? Uh, you know we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan, right? No, it did not work. “She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! ” the source continues. “She’s out of control and behaving really badly.”

Any sympathy you feel for whoever lent her this dress goes away when you realize this is Lindsay Lohan. Of course she’s going to ruin it. You don’t throw a t-bone in front of a hungry bear and not expect him to eat it. Just like you wouldn’t put a camera in front of Jennifer Lopez and not expect her to push everyone out of the way so she’s the only one in the shot.

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Ginger whore (not Lindsay)
Ginger whore (not Lindsay)
10 years ago

Blood, cum and s**t? Maybe some really stinky cheese? Any reputable dry cleaner can handle that in LA! (LA = Lindsay’s Alley)