Because everything is a photo op for Paris Hilton, she posed for a picture the other day while her boyfriend lay bleeding on a stretcher in Lake Tahoe after falling down the slopes and suffering a gash in his leg.
That’s her boyfriend, River Viiperi, in the background mistakenly assuming anyone cared about his condition. In the foreground is Paris whose only concern seemed to be that the camera get her good side. If you could only use one picture to describe Paris Hilton, this would be it.
She posted on her Pheed account (yea, I don’t know what that is either), “Such a scary day on the slopes today. After seeing the gash on @RiverViiperi’s leg, I almost passed out. I have never seen a cut that deep in my life. He is so brave, I can’t even imagine the pain he went through today. :(”
While this may seem a little cold, Viiperi is actually really lucky. That b*tch could have cut him completely out of the shot.
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