For whatever reason, someone has allowed Willow and Jaden Smith to film another music video. As if Willow whipping her hair back and forth or Jaden rapping about how he gets all da wimmen with his trust fund wasn’t enough, now we’ll have to suffer through another one of these inane masturbatory odes to themselves.
This one will probably be about how hard it is to be the children of famous, rich parents and eating their vegetables or something.
Whatever it is, it’ll no doubt be a lyrical masterpiece like all the others.
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