In shocking news, Chris Brown is still an ass. Earlier in Bermuda on Wednesday, Chris Brown’s plane had stopped to refuel when he got into an argument with his bodyguard Big Pat. Said an airport worker, “I’m not sure of the details of what happened on the plane but his plane came in, got serviced and everything was finishing and they were getting ready to leave. Then there was a stall.”
Both Chris and his bodyugard went inside to customs but only Chris got back on the plane because f*ck Big Pat. He can walk home. Or book his own flight. Which he had to do because he was stranded in Bermuda.
In related news, Chris Brown’s anger management classes seem to be working. He got into an argument with a valet at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City where attended a charity event. The argument was over $10. Chris felt like he didn’t need to pay because he was only in there for 30 minutes but the valet told him he couldn’t release the car without the money.
Chris then stomped around like a 4-year-old, cried, “F*ck ten dollars,” and at one point told the valet, “We gonna turn this whole thing on out.” While Chris was throwing a hissy fit, someone in his crew had a rational thought and said, “We got the money… don’t worry about it.”
Everyone can see that valet was being a jerk, right? Sure, Mr. I Get What You Make in 10 Years in 2 Days could have easily paid the $10, but clearly that valet didn’t know Chris Brown gets to live by arbitrary rules he makes up because he’s a celebrity. It’s a matter of principle.
Update: Another angle.
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