Emma Watson Will Not Be in Your Erotic Fan Fic Movie

Bad news you guys. Emma Watson will not star in Fifty Shades of Grey. This comes straight from the horses mouth. What? Film adaptations of erotic novels that started out as Twilight fan fiction not good enough for you? No, she’s right, probably not.

On Sunday, Emma tweeted, “Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.”

Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.

— Emma Watson (@EmmaWatson) March 17, 2013

Seriously, you guys. For really real life. Did you actually think Emma would be in an erotic fan fiction movie? Think about that, really. In real life. For real.