Jessica Simpson Reveals Sex of Baby With Wiener Joke

Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night promoting the fact that someone still wants to put her on a tv show when she let slip she was having a boy. How did she do that? By making a dick joke of course.

Talking to Kimmel about her second pregnancy and about how it’s worse this time around, she said, “Yeah, I’ve been vomiting. The crazy thing is that I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. Oh shucks! Well I guess told the world that I’m having a boy! I just did it so crude, too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”

Jessica shouldn’t feel too bad. Who doesn’t like a dick joke? A famous president once said that half the world’s problems could be solved with dick jokes. I think it was Lincoln. That guy loved a good dick joke.

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