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Jon Hamm’s Penis Deemed Too Distracting

Ever since those pictures came out of Jon Hamm freeballing it, you can’t talk about him without talking about his massive dong. It makes conversations at parties real awkward.

Now an AMC insider says that it also makes filming Mad Men real awkward. Because of the tight 60’s style clothing the cast has to wear, Hamm has been asked to put on underwear while shooting. “Damn the man!,” yelled women everywhere.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

Our insider says that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private.

Especially causing a giggle for the crew were scenes shot in Hawaii, where Hamm lounges around sipping a cocktail in tiny shorts that leave little to the imagination.

“His privates are the inside joke,” says our source, who adds that Hamm “knows what he’s got.” NYDN

Jon Hamm must be soooo embarrassed with all these people giggling at his giant penis. Listen, he can’t help it if his dick is like Godzilla terrorizing people with its massive size. He was born this way. Poor guy. Don’t worry, Jon. It gets better.

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