According to a report by The Sun, Kanye West compiled a list of potential baby names for him and Kim Kardashian’s future unborn golden goose due in July. At the top of the list is the name North because that would make the kid North West.
The Sun reasons that Kim isn’t going to be too thrilled since everyone in her family has a name that starts with a K. The women at least. The men can go f*ck themselves apparently.
With that in mind, here’s a suggestion that will solve all Kanye and Kim’s problems: Key as in Key West. Kris, I’ll be expecting my royalties in about 3 years.
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