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Kate Middleton Slips She’s Having a Girl

Kate Middleton visited Grimsby yesterday (stay with me here) and was greeting the crowd when one lady handed her a teddy bear. A person standing next to her heard Kate almost say she was having a daughter when she thanked her.

According to the person, “The lady next to me gave her a teddy bear and I distinctly heard her say ‘Thank you, I will take that for my d….'”

Then she stopped herself. I leant over and said to her: “You were going to say daughter, weren’t you?” She said: “No, we don’t know!” I said: “Oh, I think you do” to which she replied: “We’re not telling!”

Two possibilities. One, she was really going to say “daughter,” as in, “My daughter is going to love this.” Or, two, she was really going to say “dog” as in, “My dog is going to love tearing this thing up.”

Whatever the case, it was a good idea to stop before she finished her sentence because she would have either given it away or sounded like a mean b*tch.

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