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Katy Perry and John Mayer are Done

PEOPLE reports that Katy Perry and John Mayer have split thus signaling the end of that confusing phase she was going through. They’ve parted ways after 7 months of dating which, frankly, was way 6 months too long anyway.

Katy can now get back to what she’s good at doing. Wearing cone shaped bras that shoot fireworks.

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