Katy Perry at the Kids’ Choice Awards

The newly single Katy Perry showed up to Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards where she was the prettiest girl there. I bet all the boys wanted to talk to her but couldn’t because they all had painful boners.

As far as the actual awards show goes, I have no idea if Katy won anything. Unless there was a category called “Person I’d Most Like to Motorboat,” in which case, she won all the awards. Twice.