Kim Kardashian Dresses Like a Supervillain

I want you to take a good hard look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving her house last Friday. Now I want to remind you Kim has a pregnancy stylist who she pays to dress her like this.

I’m not sure who her stylist is, but they might be the same one that dresses General Zod. She looks like she should pounding on a table and telling someone to “Bring him to me!”

If Kim’s pregnancy stylist’s job is to distract everyone from noticing she’s getting fatter, then congratulations. Give that person a raise.