Kris Jenner Pimps Kylie to Jaden Smith

In an effort to marry all her daughters off to rich black men, with Kourtney ironically being the black sheep in her master plan, Kris Jenner has pimped out Kylie, 15, to Will Smith’s kid Jaden, 14.

The two were seen out in London on March 3 after having lunch at Caffee Nero. On March 2, the two were seen eating dinner at Nobu. On March 1, they were at Sophie’s Steak House allegedly kissing. Somehow this timeline feels backwards. You’re rounding the bases wrong, kid!

If you’re thinking this is moving a little fast, not to worry. They were chaperoned by a body guard and not Kris Jenner so you don’t have to worry about Kylie proposing marriage any time soon or ending the night with “put a baby in me.”

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These are underage kids. How about you not sexualize them just yet. They’re doing nothing. Just walking. Leave these CHILDREN alone and pick on someone your own size. Maybe someone over 18. Gosh!


That comment was directed towards the author of this crazy “article” and not Kris Jenner.

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History repeats itself..

This is history repeating itself. Fact-Kris Jenner has manipulated marriages and relationships to get what she wants. Fact-Kris Jenner has been a large proponent in engaging her daughters, and family in general, in extramarital affairs to, in fact, publicize her own controversial tactics; her style of parenting. Kris Jenner has married men who have been very successful in their endeavors and careers. And she would do anything to strategically place her daughters in the same position. After seeing what Kim Kardashian did to Kris Humphries, Ray-J, and even Kanye West, it allows for speculation to link like-instances or occurrences together,… Read more »

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