Miranda Kerr is currently walking around in a neck brace after a car accident. Her rep says she was rear-ended but she’s totally fine. Mm hmm. A neck brace after she was “rear-ended?” I know a sex accident when I hear one.
The rep went on, “She is in a lot of pain but really, we are just glad that it was not more serious.” No one else was in the car when the accident happened.
Orlando Bloom was obviously very concerned. The first thing he did was ask the doctor, “Give it to me straight. How long before she can, you know…” and then he repeatedly pushed his tongue against his cheek while he pretended to grab a microphone in front of his mouth.