Kate Middleton has yet to confirm the sex of her fetus but Us Weekly says she’s already given it a girl’s name. No longer content to just stick with “little grape,” which is what they’ve been referring to the fetus as, they’re naming her Elizabeth Diana Carole in honor of Queen Elizabeth. The middle name will be a tribute to William’s mother Princess Diana and Kate’s mom Carole.
Thank god it wasn’t something stupid like Rainbow because then we’d end up calling her Princess Rainbow. It’d be an awesome name for a 5-year-old girl but not when they’re 25. Imagine how awkward it would be shouting out to Princess Rainbow during sex.
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