‘Splash’ Premiered Yesterday

ABC’s “celebrity” diving show Splash premiered yesterday and it was everything you thought it’d be. Which is nothing because you probably weren’t thinking about it at all. Anyway, as Todd pointed out quasi-celebrity Katherine Webb made her big reality show debut by backflipping/falling into a pool.

This was inspirational. With one lackadaisical attempt at diving, she proved to the world that you don’t need a sex tape to be a reality tv star. Just an old man fawning over you.

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