I’ve never been that big of an Adriana Lima fan. There’s just something about her face that throws everything off. Then again, maybe that’s just because she hasn’t posed topless in black and white enough like she did in the May 2013 edition of Esquire. Usually that’s my solution to every character flaw. I’d draw out my flow chart for you but I’m saving that baby for my dissertation.
Bet she doesn’t eat many burritos