Amanda Bynes’ Wig Fell Off, She Starts Crying

I linked to this earlier but I had to write about it because Amanda Bynes’ descent into madness must be documented for historic reasons.

Page Six reports that Amanda Bynes, who’s been on a downward spiral of crazy, was at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Obviously not gymnastics attire unless you’ve been watching porn.

Witnesses say staff started worrying about Bynes when they saw her “muttering to herself” and “bursting into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-colored wig fell off.” A thousand monkeys typing a thousand years couldn’t come up with a sentence that amusingly depressing.

A source says Bynes first attended the class about a month ago where she immediately started acting like a homeless person at a park. “She lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself.”

The coup-de-grace happened when the class was performing cartwheels. Amanda went to do one “but her wig fell off and she sat down and cried.”

“She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class,” said a source.

For her part, Amanda took to Twitter to deny she was kicked out adding that she’s suing every blog that says she was.

Then she wrote that she was twerking out.

If she wrote “tweaking,” everything would make a lot more sense.