James Deen ruined any chance of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham building up her professionally made sex tape as a leak when he announced to the world he was the lucky guy chosen to stick his dick into crazy. Now Farrah is pissed and has taken the very, very high road of calling James Deen’s penis small. While her mom stood right next to her.
Here are some words she used to describe famed porn star James Deen who agreed to make a porno with her. He was being disrespectful to a woman, things have gotten to his head, he’s not a good person, people like that use other people to get in the public eye, his penis is small, I haven’t seen many, but.
Farrah then went on to compare her sex tape to a wedding video. “You expect your wedding video to be good, not bad, so I think it’s great and nobody else needs to see it.” You want a wedding video to be good, not bad? Mind. Blown.
She then implied the sex tape. Oh, sorry. I should call it a love tape because of how beautiful it’s supposed to be. She went on to imply the love tape was for private use. My eye actually dislocated from rolling it so hard.
TMZ asked Farrah’s mom Deborah her thoughts. Things got even more hilarious. “How would you feel?,” she asked. “Somebody’s trying to exploit your daughter, ruin her reputation, and ruin her life? Disgrace our whole family? It’s really upsetting. Then I have to hear this through the media. That’s how I found out.”
But it gets better. I would have been on the floor dying from laughter but the TMZ cameraman kept a straight face and asked if Deborah thought if Farrah was partly to blame for making a sex tape with a professional porn star. “Well, did somebody tell her they were making the video? You know what I mean? Did somebody tell her this was what it was about? I don’t think so.”
May I express the sentiment of everyone in the entire world and say, no, we have no idea what you mean. What you said doesn’t even make any sense. Are you saying Farrah hired James Deen to have sex with her and all of a sudden, a wild camera crew with professional lighting appeared? Because I can’t tell you how many times that’s happened to me. Wait, yes I can. Zero.