Gwyneth Paltrow Named PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful

Star Magazine named Gwyneth Paltrow their Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood last week. Star didn’t release their judging criteria so we’re all left to speculate what exactly made her worse than Lindsay Lohan. The $100 dishes she recommends? The $2,000 outfits she suggests to non-celebrities? The celebrity bubble she lives in? No one really knows.

On the flip side, PEOPLE just named Gwyneth Paltrow 2013’s Most Beautiful Woman. “She may be hated, but damn, is she pretty,” is what we’re saying I guess. Naturally, Paltrow tries to downplay her looks saying at home, she’s just like us. Except, richer and better and nothing like us.

“Around the house, I’m in jeans and a T-shirt. I don’t really wear makeup. That’s what they’re used to,” she says. As for her husband, Chris Martin, “He’ll make a joke about it. If I’ve gotten fully dressed up, he’ll be like, ‘Oh, wow! You’re Gwyneth Paltrow!’ Because he’s used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair.”

That’s the good and bad of marrying a celebrity. You’re so used to seeing them dressed up that when you see them in bed the next morning, you can’t help but let out an “uggggh.” I suggest keeping some makeup on the nightstand and putting it on her before she wakes up. Much like I do with my mannequins while they sleep.