Lindsay Lohan Let Charlie Sheen Kiss Her on the Red Carpet

Last night was the star-studded premiere of Scary Movie V. The red carpet saw talent such as Ashley Tisdale, Jerry O’Connell, Mike Tyson, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Speaking of those two, Charlie kissed Lindsay on the cheek during the premiere and almost copped a feel. It was distressing. Not because it made me queasy, because it did, but because this is how super stds are made. Someone should have called the CDC. We don’t want this airborne. Where’s baby Jesus when you need him?!