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Rob Kardashian Cries Because His Penis Looks So Small Now

Rob Kardashian has gotten fat. So fat that it’s become a problem for his self-esteem. He talked to Ryan Seacrest about it the other day admitting he cries when he sees himself naked in the shower because his penis “looks so small now.”

The upside for him is, “every time you lose 10lbs you gain an inch on your penis.” The downside is he has to find a way to lose 40lbs.

So how much does Stay Puft weigh right now? 240lbs. Wait, what? How the hell did that happen? Did he just start eating one day and never stop? Probably.

Rob told Us Weekly that with his training regime, he’s already lost five to seven pounds last week. Which is terrible if you think about it. One to two pounds per week is the safe maximum. Rob’s getting close to the dangerous 10lbs per week. The point at which the elasticity of your skin can’t keep up and by the end of your diet your body looks like loose skin draped over a coat rack. On the upside, he might be able to fly by flapping his loose skin like a bird.

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choid
choid
7 years ago

We have a saying in spanish “goloso mantecoso”. It means you can do it!

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Leave Winona alone!!!!

tash
tash
7 years ago

I think this article is cruel, yet again Hollywood’s idea that everyone should be perfect shows again

Evelyn Valle
Evelyn Valle
7 years ago

Keep ur head up rob!! U can do it just believe in urself.. No need to pay mind to all these negative comments!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

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