You remember tanning mom, right? She’s the woman who tanned herself so much that she looked like she was in blackface. She then got really drunk at a drag club and had to be removed from the stage. Twice.
Now Patricia Krentcil is latching on to this whole Farrah Abraham sex tape story like a fame sucking leech and siphoning as much incidental publicity out of it as she can.
Patricia allegedly sent an email to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch asking to do a porno in exchange for large amounts of cash.
“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness. I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”
Everyone just threw up a little in their mouths which is why Hirsch wrote back that Vivid.com doesn’t have a granny porn section but that she’s got the look for radio. “You could talk about everything you’ve ever done on a tanning bed.”
Can you even imagine a tanning mom porn? Haha, tricked you. You were probably imagining it, weren’t you, you sicko. Have fun trying to scrub your brain for the next two hours.
Where did this woman get the idea she was hot ………….. let alone somewhat attractive?