Time for a Bikini Puppy Break With Shannon De Lima

Shannon De Lima hasn’t left Miami beach yet because why would anyone. I’d sit there all day if I could. This time Shannon brought her puppy with her and a coconut.

My god, I’ve never wanted to be a stupid looking pug so badly in my life. I’d look like the dog equivalent of a goldfish and have the intelligence of a carrot but at least I’d be nuzzled between her breasts, like, all the time.

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