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Amanda Bynes Suing In Touch for Drug Den Photos, Wants Her Real Nose to be Shown

In Touch posted EXCLUSIVE pictures of Amanda Bynes’ NYC apartment during one of her parties. The photographers at the party say she just smokes weed all day. As if that’s some revelation. Have you seen her Twitter?

“She probably gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house,” claims photographer Giovanni Arnold, who was also at Amanda’s apartment that night along with “Joe.” “One minute she’s cool and down-to-earth. The next, she’s totally di fferent — indecisive, and she can’t hold a conversation,” he tells In Touch. “Mentally, she’s all over the place.”

The two photogs, Joe and Giovanni, said there was weed all over the apartment.

“Weed was everywhere,” says Giovanni. “On the bed, all over the floor.” Giovanni also alleges she did cocaine when they were at her place, although Amanda denies it, telling In Touch, “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.”

They also talk about Amanda’s living situation which can be described as sparse. Except for all that weed of course.

“Her living room is basically empty,” describes “Joe.” Blinds hang on three windows near her bed, while the other windows are spray-painted black.

Well, at least she has blinds. In any case, Amanda has responded to the photos and article saying they’re all lies. Digitally altered lies! Can she tell by the pixels? No, she can tell by the toes.

That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!

Guys. You know what you have to do. Drop everything and back away slowly from Amanda Bynes. I’m not saying Amanda is crazy but let’s just say this rubber stamp they’re stamping her paperwork with does not say “picture of sanity.”

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