Blake Lively Is Modeling Stuff

Blake Lively won the MET Gala last night and now she’s in New York doing a photo shoot with Patrick Demarchelier. That name means nothing to me by the way. You could have said the photographer was named Johnny Picturetaker and I would have did the same confused head tilt.

In either case, Blake looks fantastic. Not that she ever wasn’t. If you asked a kid to draw the perfect woman, he’d probably draw some stupid dinosaur. But if you asked a kid who’s gone through puberty to draw the perfect woman, 1/3 of the drawing would look like Blake Lively. Only 1/3 because he most likely sucks at drawing and was never meant to be an artist anyway.

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