Go Home Tiger Woods, You’re Drunk

Tiger Woods took Linsey Vonn to the MET Gala the other night and then promptly embarrassed her at the afterparty after getting wasted.

Sources tell Us that Woods and Vonn hit up the Boom Boom Room at the top of the Standard Hotel after the gala where “Tiger looked uncomfortable.” They checked out the Manhattan skyline and then sat down, talked, drank, held hands and kissed for the rest of the night. At one point, Tiger Woods got up to dance but, proving stereotypes aren’t always true, simply bopped side to side and grabbed Vonn’s butt as she giggled.

They left around 2 AM which is about the time Woods ate it while walking down a small flight of stairs. He “didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.”

As you can see in the picture up top, Woods was pretty hammered. That or he saw another blonde with a nice ass.

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