Katie Holmes Would Like You to Stop Asking Her Out

You know how some celebrities say guys never really go up to them because they’re intimated? Well, Katie Holmes has the opposite problem. Guys aren’t intimidated enough. Sources say crew members won’t stop asking her out on the set of her latest movie Mania Days. She’s already been asked 7 times.

“They were crew members and extras just chancing it. It really got on the nerves of director Paul Dalio. Needless to say, she said no to everyone.”

Katie probably feels insulted. Sure, having one Joe Schmo grip ask you out is charming and an ego boost. But having 7 ask you out makes you feel like everyone sees you as a desperate single mom. “I have standards, dammit. Seven figure income or GTFO!”

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