Keanu Reeves Gained Some Weight

Apparently Sad Keanu has been replaced with Fat Keanu. Keanu Reeves has been stepping out at Cannes looking less like his slender self and more like he’s packed on a few pounds. At a recent photocall for his new film Man of Tai Chi, he was like “whoa” but more muffled because he probably still had a muffin in his mouth or something.