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Let’s Watch Reese Witherspoon Make an Ass Out of Herself

Yesterday, the dash cam footage from Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth’s drunken arrest made its way to TMZ. Reese told GMA earlier in the day that she was “saying all kinds of crazy things” which she wasn’t wrong about. In the video, you can see Reese try to flex her celebrity muscle and get really patriotic.

She starts off with a little threat that she’s a big shot saying celebrity, “You’re about to find out who I am!” after the arresting officer admits he has no idea who she was. She then moves onto her cursory knowledge of the law. Reese ends up being cuffed anyway and channels Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan, “I’m an American citizen. I’m allowed to stand on American ground.” At one point, Reese even claims to be pregnant and says she needs to pee.

If you’re like me, you fall in love with Reese all over again after this. She basically acts like the character she played in Legally Blonde. Reese was one step away from pulling out an American flag and waving it in front of the officer’s face and shouting, “You can’t arrest me. I’m Reese Witherspoon. I’M AN AMERICAN! ‘MURICA!”

The best part, of course, is Jim Toth standing there silent and finally saying to the officer, after he cuffed Reese and put her in the car, “I’m sorry, I had nothing to do with that!”

“Sooo embarrassing. Don’t you hate it when your wife does that? Hey, why don’t you let me off with a warning and let me take her home.”

Couple more videos below including Toth’s breathalyzer.

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