James Franco posted the above cake picture from his birthday in Miami on WhoSay. For the visually impaired, it’s a penis cake complete with a leather whip, anal beads and a ball gag.
Franco was in town for the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival which probably explains the cake. Though it didn’t explain why he kept bobbing his head up and down after he blew out the candles. He must really like frosting.
$10 says the local ER was fishing frosting out of his ass 20 min after that pic was taken.
I read that as “fisting frosting”