Look at James Franco’s Penis… Cake

James Franco posted the above cake picture from his birthday in Miami on WhoSay. For the visually impaired, it’s a penis cake complete with a leather whip, anal beads and a ball gag.

Franco was in town for the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival which probably explains the cake. Though it didn’t explain why he kept bobbing his head up and down after he blew out the candles. He must really like frosting.

  • Nate Fanfare

    He’s not too pure to try to fuck an underage girl, though.

    • Moster Fresby

      Yeah he’s just a pedophile like the rest of them. Much better right?

      • BigJimSlade

        Pedophiles aren’t looking to hook up with 17-18 year girls.
        Normal young men are.

        • Nate Fanfare

          15 yr olds is a different story.

  • pschearer

    Who is John “Gault”?

  • RemoteKidney

    you’re either the worst informed gossip writer in town or a straight misogynist apologist because everybody and their mothers have known for years about what a creep this POS is and how he used his “acting school” just as his own personal harem. I’d say a little bit of both, in equal parts.

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