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Nick Lachey Doesn’t Have to Play Grab Ass Under the Table on Easter Sunday Anymore

98 Degrees were guests on Watch What Happens with Andy Cohen last night playing Plead the Fifth. The rules are simple. You’re asked three questions and you can only plead the fifth to one of them. Nick was pretty determined to answer every question without pleading the fifth.

Good for us because the second question Andy asked him was, “What’s the best thing about no longer having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law?”

Nick’s lesser half Drew Lachey touretted out “everything” while Nick took time to think. He eventually came up with this gem. “I don’t have to play grab ass under the table on Easter Sunday.” Nick didn’t explain any further.

There’s two ways of interpreting that. Either he was playing grab ass with Jessica Simpson because Joe was ultra conservative at the time or Joe was playing grab ass with Nick because he thought Nick had a hot ass. I’d like to believe it was the latter. I’d also like to believe Joe licked his lips while he did it and then squeezed his nipples and rolled his eyes to the back of his head.

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Shannon
Shannon
7 years ago

LMFAO!!!! I’m sorry but that last sentence made me choke on my coffee! HAHAHAHA!!! I totally got a perfect mental picture of Papa Joe doing that to Nick!!!!! *eyes roll to the back of head* Great review piece!

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