Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi were parting at The Gotha Club in Cannes last night. Well, not so much partying as much as making everyone throw up in their mouths a little. It probably took 10 passes before whatever was on that seat stopped eating through the antibacterial wipes.
This gal is used up. Let’s move on…
“Miles to go before I sleep” – Paris Hilton’s vagina.